Welcome to Punday Monday!

(Please note, I’m changing prizes temporarily. Sorry! Hive price has gone wild, which is great, but has changed financial decisions a bit! See the prize section for details. Not for the prizes awarded today from last week, of course, but for this week’s contest, whose prizes will be awarded next week)

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Zoo.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: @improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster (~$2), 1 HSBI for a win], your pun must be your original work
Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Entry from theabsolute:quinnertronics:wrestlingdesires:cmplxty:rayius:rentmoney

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

rentmoney!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Zoo

As in
Which animal laughs even more cruelly than a hyena? The Jeer affe.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

Punday 230!