Oh goodie! Another opportunity to write. Let's see it, writer. Let's see you write something. Go on. Do it.
What are you waiting for??
We should place bets on how many times you go back and change that introduction.
In your mind I bet you refer to it as fixing the introduction, but seeing as you can't get it right no matter how many times you go back to it, you really aren't fixing anything, are you. In fact, you're fucking it up more. (I don't know about you, but I could sure use some double-italics on that last bit.)
50 HBD says you go back to "fix" it 8 more times.
I'm not sure why you even bother to call yourself a writer, anyway. Not like it makes a difference. Nobody out there knows you're a writer, and you really don't have any proof, do you? It doesn't matter that you've written and typed out thousands upon thousands of billions of letters and words and sentences and ideas and stanzas and stories and concepts and essays for college students because hey guess what, nobody knows who you are. Real writers make money and sell books and readers read these books and know the names of the writers that write them and ask these writers to write their names in the books they have written because their writing is so sacred the very act of writing done by the writers needs to be beheld by the readers in order to make their lives complete.
About the only time anyone ever asks to watch you write your name is when you are agreeing to give away money (not earn it) or give up chunks of your own teeth in exchange for fake chunks of teeth all in exchange for even more of your own money that you did not earn by calling yourself a writer.
So why bother? Why not ditch out on writing? At least give it a try. Just for this round. It could work. Really. These aren't bad pictures. Pretty good, actually. You could easily let them tell the story. Kick back take a load off light a cigar drink champagne take mushrooms shoot heroin with or without the e depending on how villainous you feel and let the pictures do all the work. Nobody's gonna take the time to give a single shit or even know the difference.
Of course, seeing as you call yourself a writer you aren't about to let any goddamn pictures upstage you, regardless of the ambiguity and confusion around the concept of upstaging oneself considering you are the sole content creator with the power to create and un-create as you please. Hell, if you wanted to, you could un-create these very pictures! Take them out of the proverbial picture. Nobody would miss them (except maybe @monochromes). Nobody would hear them scream (except maybe @monochromes). That would certainly leave room for you to fill the space with all that writing that you're not famous for and that doesn't make you any money.
30 SWAP HIVE says you take two hours to edit all this before you finally hit PUBLISH.
This is my entry for the #monomad challenge, held daily in the Black and White Community.
Give it a try. It's only as hard as you make it.
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