👨‍💻 The Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss" 🤫 #35 📉 Malaysian Inflation, Pirate Raids, & Powder Dealers 🚢

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Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS #35 🤫

📉 Malaysian Inflation, Pirate Raids, & Powder Dealers 🚢

September 27th, 2022
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     The fuel prices in Indonesia are currently very high, sparking many protests, and now GINGER IN MALAYSIA HAS REACHED AN ALL TIME HIGH PRICE. There haven't been any protests similar to what's happening in Indonesia, but surely customers will organize some resistance if things don't change soon.
     You're probably wondering, who in the would buy ginger at $14.99? I assume that is the price per kilo, a price I would expect in Tokyo or New York City, but not Malaysia. If you're asking yourself, "Don't they use Malaysian Ringit there and not US Dollar?", stop asking yourself that question, this curation is just a trip to silly town.

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     Most of you probably know about our pirate ASEAN Hiver @watusiwoman's blog, where I've seen sharks, Komodo dragons, and many more interesting things. Well, it looks like @WATUSIWOMAN UPGRADED HER VESSEL IN THE MOST RECENT RAID, and was spotted anchored at the edge of international waters, almost as if to tempt Indonesian authorities.
     It appears to be a cargo ship, so I can only assume she's gotten in over her head on this one, with fellow ASEAN Hivers refusing assistance for fear of prosecution. Trading wind for diesel seems like an irrational move, but the life of a pirate is one we regular folk will never understand.

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     Duterte was notorisouly tough on drugs in the Philippines, but now that he is out of power, FILIPINOS EVERYWHERE ARE NOW SELLING POWDER AGAIN. As for what kind of powder is the latest craze in the Philippines, the Ministry of Tourism has instructed locals to keep the recipe a secret in an effort to prevent copycatting and increase international travel and tourism to the country.
     Rumor has it that butter is one of the ingredients, not an illegal substance, but considered by many westerners to be highly addictive and satisfying. If anybody takes a trip there soon, perhaps you can report on the details of this not illegal powder.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Don't forget that this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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