If the long string of characters in a private key was not comprised of individual letters and numbers and instead that long string of characters is a word you're required to pronounce from the top of your lungs, even the numbers, like any other word—one syllable at a time.
Deafening.
And HOT!
I wonder how many pairs of Jordan's it would take to line the shower floor in Air Jordan cushions. Hundreds, probably. That would be expensive. Five-by-three is 15 square feet, what's a shoe cushion, five square inches? 15 square feet is about 2,200 square inches, I don't have a calculator. 22 divided by 5 is a little over four, call it 450. 450 pairs of Air Jordan's, give or take, to line a three-by-five shower floor. Sounds expensive. What's a pair of Jordan's cost these days, $150? I don't wear shoes. I walk on my hands.
450 times 150 is a lot. Couple zeros, five, carry the two, eight plus two is, DAMMIT! Need a calculator. $67,000 for a shower floor sounds ridiculous, what's that, an observation deck?
Maybe I can special order a three-by-five sheet of Air Jordan cushion without all the shoes. Wonder where they're made. Probably China. Fuck that.
Orange chocolate covered pillow cases sound nice, wonder why no one's thought of that yet, that's a weird looking tree.
Seriously, though, chocolate covered pillow cases?! Can't believe no one's thought of it. Not just orange chocolate but milk chocolate, too, and dark chocolate. Whatever your pleasure.
Or, an electric jet! Nah, there's gotta be one of those already. Elon probably flies an electric jet from Pasadena to Burbank to beat the 6n1/2 mile commute.
They got electric everything else.
Toothbrushes, pressure washers. Electric fans and ovens, cars and influencers. Even influencers are electric. Everything's electric. There's gotta be an electric jet in a hangar somewhere plugged into a trickle charger.
Everything in the hangar's electric, too, even the doors. Cruising at 30,000 feet and hit the garage door opener like you would the one in your car and the hangar doors at the end of the runway open as we begin our descent.
Air traffic control alerts runway personnel we're descending so they roll out in one of those mobile staircase things so we can properly exit the plane and, colycanthus, is that spelt with a U or Y?
Doesn't look right with a Y—colycanthys. That's not it. Canthis with an I? Nah, definitely not I, oh! It's U.
