After running out of saleable combinations for the limited supply of words allocated to his entire singing career, Justin Timberlake has embarked upon a new entrepreneurial venture.
"I really wanted to market a product that defines me as an actor," Timberlake said in an interview with no one ever because I'm pulling this out of my ass as I write it.
When asked why toilets and not another line of cologne or even an organic food brand for chrissakes, Timberlake responded:
"I think it's special, what's behind your back. So turn around [and take a crap on my toilet] and I'll pick up the slack."
Excerpt from My Brain at 12:50AM PST on 12.20.21, the last day of autumn
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