What the hell, or.. Who the hell is El?

What the hell, or.. Who the hell is El?

H(ell)? Ang(el)? Gabri(el)? Micha(el)? Bab(el)? Bib(el)? (El)ohim? Temp(el)? (El)ite? (El)der? (El)even? Isra(el)? (El)chemy? H(el)ios? Ru(el)? (El)uminati?

If I was a Christian.. I feel like I sure would be extra curious! But.. I feel like this should make almost anyone who is slightly interested about the world curious.

Unfortunately.. We don't know. The best guess we have for "EL" appears to be a Canaanite god.
It does seem to have some kind of.. Almost supernatural or spiritual sense to it.. It's associated with so many things of such nature.. Very interesting indeed!

Many conspiracy theorists think it means "Satan" so to speak. Though, etymologically speaking, we can't find the origins and what we do have doesn't really give a negative or positive image, but more neutral.
So.. Once again.. I wonder.. Who, or what the hell is El? -.-