So I wake up today to see that I'm stuck on 99 followers. Seeing as how I can never pass up the opportunity to make a cringe-worthy joke, the meme you see above was born.
As I was making this HILARIOUS meme, I got to thinking. What could I do to encourage even more people to follow me?
I KNOW! FREE SBD!
Not to be confused with free std, that's a very bad thing.
Anyway, here's how this is gonna work.
I want to break 100 followers, but I figured why stop there? How about I go for 200 followers by the end of next week?
Yes, this sounds like a plan.
So, if I have 200 followers by the time this post pays out AND this post reaches a $100 payout, I'll give 25 SBD to one lucky person. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
For every $100 this post makes, I'll give 25 SBD to an additional person.
To clarify:
This post makes $100 - 1 person gets 25 SBD
This post makes $200 - 2 people get 25 SBD
This post makes $300 - 3 people get 25 SBD
If somehow this post reaches a silly amount, like over $1000, I will give at least 5 extra people 25 SBD on top of the 10 that were already going to get some. Sound good? Awesome, here's what you have to do to be eligible.
You have to be following me.
You need to upvote AND resteem this post.
Because I want to help YOU get more followers, you need to leave a comment on this post telling others why they should follow you along with a link to your best blog post. Yes, I know that kind of thing is usually frowned upon, as it should be, but I am giving you permission to freely promote yourself in the comments on this post. ONLY one comment and ONLY ONE link.
Okay, that's it. I encourage everyone to actually read through the comments and try and find new people to follow!
I will pick the winner or winners randomly from those who have followed the three rules within 48 hours of this post paying out.
If this little giveaway works out, I will definitely do more in the future.
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!