BUDDHISM
If SHIT happens, it isn't really SHIT.
ISLAM
If SHIT happens, It is the will of ALLAH.
CONFUCIANISM
Confucius said: SHIT happens.
AGNOSTICISM
What is this SHIT?
HINDUISM
If SHIT happens, It is KARMA.
ATHEISM
I don't believe this SHIT.
PROTESTANTISM
SHIT should happen to someone else.
ZEN
What is the sound of SHIT happening?
CATHOLICISM
If SHIT happens, you deserve it.
JUDAISM
Why does this SHIT always happen to us?
JEHOVA'S WITNESS
Let me enter your house, I'll tell you why SHIT happens.
RASTA VIEW
Let's smoke this SHIT!
