Einstein glasses
Einstein was never out of his glasses .. Once went to a restaurant, and discovered there that his glasses are not with him,
When he came ((the mower)) With a menu to read and choose from what he wants, Einstein asked him to read it to him. "I'm sorry sir, I'm a clueless mother like you!
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Pure reply!
A young writer went to the famous French novelist Alexander Dimas, author of his novel "The Three Musketeers", and offered to collaborate in writing a historical story.
And immediately answered ((Dimas)) in irony and pride:
How can a horse and donkey cooperate in a single cart?
Immediately the young man replied: This is an insult, sir, how do you allow yourself to describe me as a horse?
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Why did you marry him?
When asked the English writer (Agatha Christie). Why did you marry one of the archaeologists?
She said : Because the older I grow I increased the value of it!