Some Reasons

^{That Could Explain Why I Don't Have A Post Ready Include:}

• No time.
• Nothing to say.
• Hungry.
• I was outside.
• The phone rang.
• Some people talk too much.
• Food takes awhile to prepare.
• I had to wait in line.
• I had to wait at a train.
• Traffic jam.
• I'm going to a hockey game.
• I stink and need a shower.
• Work sometimes eats up my free time.
• I slept in.
• Somebody put mud all over the floor.
• Mud doesn't clean itself.
• Accidentally kicked over the mop bucket.
• Water everywhere.
• Running late.
• Other various reasons.

Now

^{Here's a random picture of Jack's smile.}

And if Jack jumps on you, you have to say:

Jack, off!

Have a nice day.