Here are some Nigerian reasoning jokes to make you smile and relaxed
Welcome to Africa (especially Nigerian Yoruba tribe) where the husband is called Baby
And the son is called Baba๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ
I know my girlfriend was cheating on me.
This night she text me, "Baby am going out with my friend Regina"
While her friend Regina was sleeping on my bed now.... Women Are Wicked๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
The most respected persons in a wedding ceremony are those sharing food.. i fit greet them 30times. No time.
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Some 9ja parents want their daughters to get married but don't allow them to go out. What do they expect them to do?
Sit at home and download the husband?๐คท
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"I will die for you''
says your boyfriend who urinates in a custard rubber at night because he is scared to go outside ๐๐
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Dave๐ค: What do you love about your country?
Clara๐ฉ: Our stealing ability.. Someone will steal your charger sell and sell same Charger back to you
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When proposing to an ugly chick
Guys be like...
"I hate to say this, but I love you"
"If i lie come beat me" ๐๐
So kings and queens are born from January to December.
So which months are for the palace guards, maids and gate men?๐๐ nonsense
According to the news this morning,
The president of China said" shai shoi ting yang teng fung cho fungi ling Ching"
For me I agreed with him because it's for our own benefit
#False life is when you used Ferrari on your wedding day (Saturday) and the next day (Sunday) you stand at the bus station waiting for public transport to go to church
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Somebody would leave d village to Lagos and in 6 months he's already back with a Benz
Nigerian movies is one of the reason why Lagos is over populated
If you call a girl and she is not picking, text her that "did you receive A Credit Alert" then wait๐ค๐ค
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