I came home from work.
Was tired. Sat down on the sofa. Put my feet up.
Wife brought me a glass of water. Son gave me a sheet of paper
English. 17 /100
Biology 35/100
Maths. 40 /100
Physics 37/100
Chemistry 42/100
I lost my temper
"What is this?
All the time on phone and TV.
How dare you show me such marks?"
Wife said: "Be patient. Listen...."
I told her:
"Shut up. It's your love and pampering that has spoilt him. He is no good."
Wife said: "Oh. Really?"
I said:
"No one in our family has performed so badly ever."
Son said:
"Dad. I was cleaning the old cupboard and I found this."
"This is your old school report card."