Cringe-Worthy Joke of the Week (Vol. 9)


“Comedy is acting out optimism.” - Robin Williams


If you’re reading this, it means you survived Monday...this is something clearly to be celebrated!

I think there's still one thing we can all agree on, the world is far too serious and extreme these days. So, sit back, relax, and laugh (or wince, grimace, smirk, or maybe even scowl)!

Retell these jokes or share your own in the comments below.

Q: What do they call a short psychic who escapes from prison?

A: A small medium at large.


Q: Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted?

A: Because he was outstanding in his field.


Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

A: Polaroids.

(Gif sourced from Giphy.com)


“As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it." - Buddy Hackett


I am an American novelist, poet, traveler, and blockchain enthusiast. Your upvotes, comments, and resteems are always appreciated!

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