I'm Still Not Rich From Steemit...
Ain't got no car, no private jet.
I just can't figure what's the deal!
I post each day; I keep it real...
As a fresh minnow on day one,
I swam the seas and had my fun.
With awe I saw top author's payouts,
In wonder I observed their layouts!
So quick did I concoct a scheme,
I knew I soon would rule supreme!
I copy pasted @fyrstikken,
My reputation went to ten!
I had no choice to stay quite chipper:
I plaigirized some @papa-pepper.
At this sad point my score was zero,
But mommy said I was a hero!
I sniped myself some @jerrybanfield
& suddenly was in a minefield!
Every square was flag on flag
& everyone did on me rag.
But I kept on, no time to lose;
No matter think they ill my ruse!
I stole some memes from @xaero1,
No worries mate, all in good fun!
Took epic words from @stellabelle,
& thought I heard an om'nous knell!
My next target was @neoxian,
And lo came my combustion!
I really think I'm innocent,
But my Steemit c'reer is broke & bent!
I quickly fell from Steemit heaven,
Alas, my rep is minus eleven!
I'd never thought I'd fall this low,
So @ned and @dan, UPVOTE ME BRO!
I pledge to quit my spammish ways,
So make me wealthy in six days!
Written by @d-pend
9/12/17
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