If you please
A piece of cheese
Would surely hit the spot
But I can tell
The crumb I smell
Is part of your grand plot
Your clever trap
Would surely snap
The moment I laid paws
Upon the treat
That morsel sweet
Would swiftly be the cause
Of mouse-icide
So trap, denied!
I know another cache
Instead I’ll wait
Resist your bait
And picnic on your trash
