Bart Simpson Grew Up to Be an FBI Agent - Accidentally Shoots Bar Patron While Doing Backflip [fakenews][notsofakenews]

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Special Agent Simpson.... Bart Simpson


So I recently read the headline of an FBI Agent partying it up at a Denver, Colorado bar, who then accidentally shoots a bar patron after doing a backflip.

!Ay Caramba!
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!

I didn't look past the headline and forgot about it until the FBI Agent made news for being arrested and formally charged by the Denver District Attorney's Office of a second-degree assault.

Aw Man!
Don't have a cow!

Upon seeing the FBI Agent's mugshot, I immediately thought "Wow, Bart Simpson grew up to be an FBI Agent!" I then began to do some heavy forensic analysis. Using Animation to Human Facial Analysis and Uncomparison (AHFUC) software to conclude with up to a 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% certainty that in an inverse and parallel universe, this FBI Agent is Bart Simpson."

D'oh!
Eat my Shorts!

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I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?

Catch the backflip and gun discharge here.

06/13/2018
Full Steem Ahead!
@streetstyle

Sources:
http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Catchphrases

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