Special Agent Simpson.... Bart Simpson
So I recently read the headline of an FBI Agent partying it up at a Denver, Colorado bar, who then accidentally shoots a bar patron after doing a backflip.
!Ay Caramba!
I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!
I didn't look past the headline and forgot about it until the FBI Agent made news for being arrested and formally charged by the Denver District Attorney's Office of a second-degree assault.
Aw Man!
Don't have a cow!
Upon seeing the FBI Agent's mugshot, I immediately thought "Wow, Bart Simpson grew up to be an FBI Agent!" I then began to do some heavy forensic analysis. Using Animation to Human Facial Analysis and Uncomparison (AHFUC) software to conclude with up to a 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% certainty that in an inverse and parallel universe, this FBI Agent is Bart Simpson."
D'oh!
Eat my Shorts!
I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
Catch the backflip and gun discharge here.
Full Steem Ahead!
@streetstyle
Sources:
http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Catchphrases
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