Feeling cute, might delete later

I put the dude in the dudeoir

if I dude say so myself. So first I would like to thank the academy, it was an honor just to have been nominated by @abh12345 but the joy that I feel now that I am standing before you... just... beyond words right now. I feel so pretty.

Confused?

Aroused?

Who wore it better?

Vote in the comments.

@carlgnash vs. Scarlett Johansson

Alternate Edit

What should I do with all this junk?

All this junk inside my trunk?