Iβm not sure what this thing is π but my beauty brought it home yesterday afternoon. She put something weird, along with my favorite thing to get my mouth on, her dirty pantiesπ inside of the thing. It was a normal day, until after my last bathroom break π½ π© when she put me in my sleep prison with this weird creature that just lays perfectly still. I panicked and tried to get the heck out of the cage π¨πππ. Being obviously psychic, and knowing just what I need and when I need it, my beauty came to my sleep prison and commanded me to lay down. Since obeying this command usually ends with cheese, I did. She opened the door, grabbed the strange creature, then grabbed me. We all spent some time getting to know each other, until I decided maybe it wasnβt a psychopath that likes to freak people out before murdering them by lying completely still until, they fall asleep then stabbing them to death πͺ π΄ π. We were put back into sleep prison, and I voiced my usual complaints about being in there, Iβm a prince for heckβs sake π I should be sleeping in a California king bed with a frame thatβs incrusted with the worlds rarest diamonds π. After I calmed down, I went to sleep for a full 8 hours for the first time since Iβve been home π€. Usually Iβll tolerate the cage for about 4 hours before waking beauty up to let me out. She is a much nicer person after a full nights rest π βοΈ π΄ and I think me and this weird Frankenstein thing will be friends π«. .