How is your Commencal?
You know what some fucker did to it the other day?
What?
Fuckin' jacked it.
Oh man, that's fucked up.
Tell me about it. I had the goddamn thing for three days. I cycle it to the office, one time, and some dickless piece of shit fucks with it.
They should be fuckin' killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
I just wish I caught 'em doin' it, ya know? Oh man, I'd give anything to catch 'em doin' it. It'a been worth his doin' it, if I coulda just caught 'em, you know what I mean?
It's chicken shit. You don't fuck with another man's vehicle.
This is message to the person who stole my work mates bike last week. It is not a victimless crime, regardless of whether or not it is insured, it was his pride and joy, and you truly fucked up his day.
You want a bike? You get off your fat lazy ass and go out and work for it, don't just steal someone elses. It is not just. It is not fair. And it is completely out of order.
Everyone who owns a bike please invest in a couple of descent u-locks. They are a lot harder to cut than a bob standard chain.
