My name is John McCafe, inventor of milk, questions and straws. Here are my top three picks for crazy crypto gains in 2018.
Curry Coin
This coin is gonna be comin in hot in 2018. Open-sauce and focusing on scoville scalabililty, Curry coin uses a public ledger to record IOUs for Indian food; while new units are created through a process called dining.
Currycoin’s ICO sold out quickly and post-launch the coin experienced erratic daily value. Around lunchtime 1CC is mostly worth around $11 per coin; enough to get you a small curry, rice, naan and Coke (sometime garlic naan). The coin’s value increases into the evening where prices as high as $22 for a curry alone!
Currycoin’s only natural competitors are the much maligned KormaCoin (often described as drab and mild) and the ruinous RogenDosh (easy to get into; but hurts like hell coming out). Where Currycoin improves upon these platforms is its focus on quick processing and transparency. Its few disadvantages come with uptake by retailers and the wallet’s spicy, fart-like scent.
Coin-Jong Un
The dear leader, as many well-versed observers name it, is in for a make or break year in 2018. The team behind the coin has had a few defections, but are currently in a great space for launching the next phase of their so called “virtuous mission of uncapitalised and lifelong joy and monetarised serenity”
Using the zero-knowledge format on the northchain, the coin allows users very limited freedom, almost no purchasing power, and a life of misery in exchange for hysterical and enduring devotion and loyalty. The cryptography used is hidden state, which ensures spender and recipient receive almost complete anonymity; their transaction being hidden from everybody apart from the self-appointed CEO.
Coin-Jong Un is incredibly secretive and at the moment is available on just a few exchanges, and can only be bought with Scotch, American movies and Cuban cigars
Ethairybum
I’m banking on this one coming from behind and having a crack at the big boys.
Utilising a private wedgie combined with a type of fart contract, it’s almost always completely closed-sourced. Ethairybum also provides a cryptocurrency token called "methane" and boasts "Gas", an internal transaction pricing mechanism, which is used to mitigate spam, and allocate resources on the network
You bet your ass, this one is going to moon.