A three step recovery plan to come back from the brink of oblivion
Right now you probably feel pretty stink. Especially if you are one of those bloody hodlers and you didn't take any profits...
OK now I'll get to the useful part. As well as having taken profits, the other thing that makes you feel better when cryptos have just spanked your sorry arse, is distractions.
Here are my recommendations:
Firstly music, not some lame totally gay crap, but real music. Like Led Zeppelin. Back in 1969 they once did a live TV performance that was so awesome and so orgasmic, that when they finished the audience couldn't stand up because the entire floor was awash with bodily fluids. And you can watch it on Youtube:
Now stop crying about the price of Steem, it will come back.
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Secondly, sport - not a bunch of fat retards gathered in a field to beat each other up over a fucking ball, but real sport. Like Motocross. Watch people with geniune skills, doing mind blowing moves like this:
Yes Etherium is a bit crap today, but don't panic, soon it will be the new Bitcoin. But only for a while before it gets replaced by a generation three crypto that actually works properly.
I wonder if Steemit will be full of people all saying "I'm hodling Etherium because it's going to the moon" in a years time? Yes, I suspect it will...
And thirdly - get wasted off your nut - I recommend DRUGS.
Specifically, some really good pot in a vaporiser. When I'm taking profits, along with the conservative stuff like bullion, another thing I like to fling money at is vapourisers. And the most brilliant vape is a Pax 3.
Next thing you find yourself starting to do freaky pictures because you are DISTRACTED.
No point worrying that your Smartcash just lost 2/3 of it's value, there is a picture of a slug lizard monster thing throwing up a set of false teeth to do right now.
And here is the method to my madness, when you have just had the living snot spanked out of your portfolio, the best thing to do is NOTHING, so just get distracted, DON'T FREAK OUT, and wait to it all goes back up again.
