Before I go flying off the handle, I wanted to share this with you.
Since we live in the middle of nowhere, I'm not always interested in running to town right away if I need something. With a little thinking and some creativity, we can often find a worthy solution right here at home. This was one such case.
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As always, I'm @papa-pepper and here's the proof:
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