If you walked into Netscape headquarters with a plain old modem from CompUSA they'd think it was a garagedoor opener. Author: Walter Mossberg

I've always been a poor sport and a sore loser...any other behavior might encourage a repeat performance Author: Josh Stern

...when we perfect 3-D copiers and they reproduce tissue, we'll have a million Marilyns walking around with no souls... Author: John Geddes

This had me cracking up so hard I had to share.