#twistedhumor

Time to shave and get out of the house... GET YOURSELF TESTED DOCTOR KNOWS BEST ) ) ) MASK WEARING IS MANDATORY // YOU MUST COMPLY ) ) ) NO PROBLEM ... AS OF NOW, HALF THE ADULT USA POPULATION HAVE TAKEN

Every time a telemarketer calls me I tell them how much I love these calls cause their voice turns me on. “Keep talking, I’ve got my dick in my hand right now and it’s rock hard” They won’t call back!