#spoonerism

Was it a pack of lies? Or a lack of pies? The size of lies? Who can surmise? Plaque of eyes Deluded lies Plucked out eyes. Lucked out lies. Between my thighs To no surprise To our demise All the liars

A guy having a mid-life crisis decides he'd like to fit into his old jeans again. He improves his eating and exercise habits. Despite weeks of his best efforts, there's no apparent improvement. He supposes