Some funny pizza memes here pulled from the 2009 archives. Appropriate? No. But where’s the fun in that?!

@botaphor aka "my bot is like a summer's day" is a Twitter bot that makes comparisons. It's written by Mouse Reeve (@tripofmice on Twitter) and they have made the source code available on Github:

When I see the sky full of stars, I try to find a slimily a toddler laughing, or a maiden with many ornaments, gems stud patch, white flowers, rice field but could never satisfy with anything. I realized

.jpg I'm like the shine of smooth gold. I'm like the sparkle of a perfect diamond. I'm like the sweetness in your most decadent desserts. Who am I? I wouldn't dare try to define it. I'm far too clever