Now we all know that @berniesanders is a tinpot dictator, however I thought he could do with some tips to help him get himself to gold standard despotism. Order me some more dogs, I have people I need

Lost in the folds of Steemit history, there lays tale of an epic battle between two giants of the blockchain. On the one side we have the Asian Assasin @haejin and on the other the Big Bad Whale

@dan cares more than the rest of you witnesses and whales about the reward pool. Fucking pathetic. (vote @nextgencrypto for witness!)