Elan’s crying was so loud it woke a recovering Timmeh. ‘What do you want bruh?’ he said, obviously triggered as he readied his sore man breast for a feeding. “Your nearly ready for solids bruh, tomorrow

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"Elon, you think space is hard? Try single motherhood." Timmeh muttered to Elan, his bastard child, unclaimed by the Martian Pope. Elan had his father's brain but his mother's complexion. Here

Timmeh wondered for a moment about how lucky he was to be the mother of Elons firstborn. He was mildly titillated at the notion of having seduced the Martian Pope before Bezos could have his own implantable

A stranger from another world on this world that was not the world be knew before. But a new world, yet very much like the old one, he recalled. For one, Timmeh noticed that the gravity here was much like

Space crank was like a horse grade anesthetic mixed with the hallucinogenic qualities of a DMT trip, giving one the power to auto-believe with such hyper realism it could make you think anything was happening.

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The bouncer gave a knowing gesture to Timmeh… to which Timmeh replied “what the hell, sometimes you gotta treat yourself bruh” and Timmeh serviced the bouncer with new found vigor for a hit of space crank.

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Meanwhile, in the tip of Blue Origin, Jeff Bezos was basking in Elon's musk. "Elon. Tell me you didn't mix with one of the potato farmers...I saw one of the new guys, Timmeh, clutching a babe to his

Weeks passed. Timmeh joined the Martian Feminists protesting against "phallic rockets" and insisting that future craft be shaped like something Timmeh had never seen before, although he had been

COLONIZED BY ELON A TIMOTHY OSMAN ROMANCE While farming potatoes on Mars, Timmeh learns he’s pregnant, but who is the father? He left Earth seven months ago. Seven Earth months that is. Which means that

Joe was confused for most of his life. He didn’t know how to win new friends - he tried doing what others did. He didn’t know how to act around people he liked. He began training martial arts so he could