My (paw)rents teased me to stay home to guard their riches, and they will take a trip. They have never left the house for the neighbor's parties without me. Do you think they will leave me alone for a

I had a rough night. My butthole hurt like hell, and I cannot stop myself from licking it, so mummy was worried. She applied some oil hoping it help soothe it, but it was only a temporary. The first thing