I like leaves. They dress bare branches in their leafy finery, provide shade in the summer and a splash of colour as autumn arrives; It's like they decide to change the tree's outfit to match the season

I woke up yesterday morning in the killing mood. I looked outside, saw a lovely clear blue sky and thought, yep, time to slay. I mean weeds in my lawn of course, nothing sinister. C'mon, who do you take