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Chintu went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the thief who had broken into his house last night. “You will get your chance in court.” said the Police. “No, no no!” said chintu. “I want to know

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door in anger.

Money (written by Jairaj Jagtap) Money can buy a House But not a Home, It can buy a Bed But not Sleep, It can buy a Clock But not Time, It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge, It can buy you a Position