#jok

A women had 100 child's and she sadly don't have the creativity to name all of them unique names so she named each one a number from 1-100. One of them was named "one", the next was "two" and so on the

This cat at my local rescue shelter has ridiculously long legs

Please don't hate me for this.

Good Morning, Can't move or the little one will awake

Dogs are the greatest

I see your heart nose, and raise you a heart butt.

Wake up!

A Safe Place To Sleep

می گویند ملانصرالدین از همسایه اش دیگی را قرض گرفت . چند روز بعد دیگ را به همراه دیگی کوچک به او پس داد. وقتی همسایه قصه دیگ اضافی را پرسید ملا گفت دیگ شما در خانه ما وضع حمل کرد. چند روز بعد ، ملا دوباره

One day a woman wanted to know how the husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with