a freewrite poem about a groundhog,with peaches but no brains

With all the worlds knowledge at our fingertips. With every question you can conceive of answerable in just a millisecond, plus a little reading time and discernment, but answerable to a degree, and with

Broccoli is not a fruit, that is often taken in the wrong way. How did the Apollo missions get passed the Van Allen belt then, for fog sake... Lost the technology? They knew how to find a loophole? Where

Aa first eea waaz mift. Boddaa beekeam sjuffed efter eea weal. Aaw buggerat, dinna wen oal dooan daa pottee nooa. Weeas meea troops goan toowa? Ettes spiorad na Samhna tadeea, fer meea ansasters seeak!