I tried to get Billie to do some oh so popular goat yoga. But he thinks it is ridiculous and those goats are pretentious asses. So he does what he does best. Eats and poops :) while I do some yoga with

Mother "Why is the goat in your room?" Teenage Daughter "Oh just taking a little nap, he wanted to see me" Mother "Hmmmmm. I am going to be REALLY mad if he pees on the carpet.