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A week ago, I was hanging on the Asbury Park boardwalk with my grandchildren and these wild memories were flooding my head. Although I grew up in the Bronx, I have spent many a summer down the Jersey Shore.

{This piece as written when 1999 was getting ready to become 2000. It is reprinted from FRED's Papers' December 30th, 1999 issue.} The champagne glasses are filled and raised.

{The following is a piece of satire that I wrote for FRED's Papers' November 4, 1999 issue. The amazing thing is that we received calls from the Geese Police. They were upset about the portrayal of their

Since January 1st, there have been at least fifteen reported incidents in Monmouth County of strange hoof-prints on local properties. Experts have described the prints to match those of a "2-limbed