#eyebomb

Heading to the local commercial establishments when I saw...

Meet my new friend, Johnny McGoogly, who lives in my bathroom. He is helpful, trusty, and kind; always there when you need him. Johnny's also an expert on bathroom history. He would like you to know that

Right after tongue contact. Ten seconds later.

This is my #googlyprize entry for the week! Meet my new pal, Conchaleeza Rice. She is just a conch shell, but she has lofty aspirations of one day being Secretary of Statelessness.