Once somewhat respected news agencies are now running fake articles promoting state lotteries

Arresting me for what? for what? a succulent dick pic?

One of them doesn't even seem possible

Calling all cars, we have a violent bus-seat eating criminal on the loose!

I enjoy finding really bad headlines from websites. These are pretty funny

They were teenagers... but I think it is great they learned this lesson in empathy so early in life

Because it is obviously the manufacturer's fault that you have no self-control.... right?

Florida Man crimes are normally a bit crazier than other states. This one sure fits the bill!

I haven't played Monopoly in years... but I do remember it being a tad bit frustrating

I like the guy also but well, this is a bit crazy

We will fight over just about anything these days won't we?

This is the biggest road tragedy in California in recent times

Did you ever treat your riding mower like a race car? Well this guy did

He was very old as well but the timing is a bit suspicious

Some people would love to see it nosedive and what they did was really dumb, but this is an extremely resilient company

That is not why they rejected it... the bill was never meant to pass and the D's knew it

When this coronavirus thing started to be a real issue in the USA, I had a dream that the media was going to take a break from their usual partisan BS to actually try to get some real information out there.

It was tough to decide which story to focus on as the champion of "dumb" today because after Super Tuesday it was expected for a bunch of horribly written articles to emerge and they did as

It must be a slow day over at CNN because it's not like it is Super Tuesday or anything and their favorite Democrat candidates, well maybe they already ran out of nice things to say about all of them except

While I do think that Mayor Pete jumped the gun on this and should have at least waited until after super Tuesday to throw in the towel, he bowed out of the Presidential race today. The writing was on