#blueball

So, following on from "Shall we go to Matlock?" It's now day two of our insane dash down to Lynmouth in Devon, and it's now Sunday morning and our final few hours before we head back to the Midlands.

We're currently experiencing some decent weather in the UK, with lucky inhabitants reaching the dizzy heights of 30°C. So, with that in mind, on Saturday (just gone) at around 8 a.m., the wife said,