At ten years old, I was falsely accused by a teacher of leaving a jump rope on the play ground. She assigned me the outrageous punishment of writing 5000 sentences. I refused. She sent me to the principal’s

You get into bed and are preparing for a good sleep. You feel like you wanna pee. It's cold out there, so you decide to hold it back. “I would be in a deep sleep in minutes anyway”, as you lied to yourself.

In the early 90s when my daughter was around 15 years old I received a letter from the attorney for a major department store where I was being billed for about $200 (I can’t remember the exact amount)