Here we go again, another limerick contest by @lymmerik
The topic this time: My Funny Valentine
Since Valentine is another one of those annual events I hate, all those dates in a year when corporate takeover wants to dictate us to behave in a certain way, like Christmas, New YearΒ΄s, Easter and Halloween, I of course came up with a very special limerick.
Bloody Valentine
Once seven men in Lincoln Park,
were greeted with a deadly spark,
down they went, to the ground,
bullets flying around,
their Valentine got bloody dark.