I have decided to host a contest! I am looking for the funniest joke out there. In the comment section below, please share a joke with me. It can be as short as one sentence. Or it can be as long as seven sentences. I am going to determine the funniest joke by the most upvotes within one week. The winner will receive 0.001 BTC. I will get the winner's wallet address and send them BTC. I currently do not know how to send steem power or steem dollars. Any info on that would also be helpful! Thanks in advance!
And let the laughing begin!
Here's mine: A unicorn laughed at Chuck Norris. And that is why unicorns no longer exist.