I Was Asked To Join the Illuminati On Instagram and Here's What Happened


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 Yep. The title is to be believed. I was followed by an account called "Illuminati.World666", and of course, I followed them back. I then checked out their account and saw what I expected, hooded robes, expensive cars, and pyramid imagery.  It was Illuminati enough for me. Then, as if put forth by a power higher than myself, I got a message from the account asking yours truly to become a member! Now, I know what you're thinking "WOW! WHAT AN HONOR!", but I was a bit skeptical. 

What follows are screenshots from the (REAL) conversation I had with someone trying to enlist me into the Illuminati: 


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So what do you guys make of it? Should I talk to The Grandmaster? Think I could play some cheap-ish rounds of golf with Donny Osmond with Allison Pill on my arm? Sounds pretty tempting......

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