Only the Shadow Knows... this is a joke!

This is how you try to protect yourself when you are not allowed to actually protect yourself.

This is the government admitting their ineffectiveness when it comes to protecting citizens. Police investigate crime scenes.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-japan-shadow-boyfriend/shadow-boxing-tough-guy-should-protect-home-alone-japanese-women-idUSKBN1HS09E

Wouldn’t this be more effective if it wasn’t publicized on the news?