Well, well, well. ¿How are you today buffoons?
¿Fine? Excellent!! I hope everyone is in the vein to make and enjoy some good comedy these days. ¡Yes! to try to make laugh to all these fucked-up judges of @comedyopenmic of which they say of themselves that they have no fucking sense of humor whatsoever.
And with this current bloodbath on the cryptomarkets, we'd better make them laugh hard for a while so they forget their shortcomings and lack of sense of humor. };)
¡Look this up!
Yup, these are their own words. Well, at least the wording of their bot @comedyschool which is always very attentive to our funny writing entries and crap. Yes, as you can see, I'm not lying. That's the way they describe themselves about themselves. As a bunch of mofos usually unable to distinguish a hilarious comedy entry post from a mere joke or simple punchline.
Ah! but I have to tell you something. ¡I managed to win finally one of their prizes recently! Yeah pranksters! I won 1SBD through my last entry on the 36th Round of the #comedyopenmic contest with my astoundingly funny post which mandatorily had to be a halloween themed entry.
Yeah! I know, I know. I won the lowest and poorest prize of their prizes categories. "Their Lucky Door Prize" But what can we do? From somewhere we have to start! ¿Right? };)
That's why I say that to participate in these Comedy Open Mic contests you have to have PATIENCE & FAITH. No doubt about that. And since apparently it's easier to win one of their prizes when it's around some important holiday days. Like for example today that is Thanksgiving Day. I had to challenge my luck and put my ass through the test.
After all, having participated previously plenty of times before with funny crap even more hilarious than that Trick 'r Treat post of halloween when I won that yummy 1SBD. I was unable to earn a single cent with those previous kickass posts. So, I had to tell myself...
¡Keep The Faith!
Have patience and keep trying. They can't let you down so many times in a row. They eventually have to acquire a minimal sense of humor if you just continue bombing them with your rollicking amusing shit. And here we are, trying to prove if that is true.
Well, they keep changing and swapping judges on each round. In that 36th round when I won the Lucky Door Prize the main judges to evaluate our entries were: @amirtheawesome1, @anouk.nox, @doomsdaychassis, @pechichemena and @sharanaithal. The truth is, I dunno which of them had the most influence to consider granting me a prize. Although it were the smallest. Actually I'm grateful to whoever he/she was. :)
Oh! and I would also have to congratulate him/her too. Because that shows that he/she is starting to heal from his/her lack of sense of humor. Thang, which makes me very happy. And I really don't know why. But for some reason, I have the hunch that the responsible of my 'success' definitely was a she. But yeah, I'm digressing.
The thing here is that for this 39th round the main judges are: @acolucky, @belemo, @diebitch, @dollarsandsense, @idikuci and @profanereviews. Good dudes all of them, but chaps that I still don't know if they can swallow my pills of humor so easily. On this round seems like there are more 'Hes than Shes' and these usually have thicker skin to acquire true sense of humor if they do not have it. Well, it will dawn and we will see. :p
Now, for everyone else reading this post here's my little advice. When I say that you have to have 'patience' to participate on these #comedyopenmic contests, that's all tacit and well understood. But when I say that you have to have 'faith' that's entirely a total different thing.
In order to have faith and that this works well and be really effective. You have to have your internal compass and sense of orientation working at a 100% of precision and accuracy as to trust in them blindly. Don't allow that anyone around get you dizzy through their verbiage and their promises that they won't let you fall flat on the floor while you remain on the top of the chair with your eyes closed listening their wishful babbling. They could in fact have the best intentions in the world. But their ailment of lack of a sense of humor will surely prevent them from guessing toward which side of the table you will let your humanity drops. So, you've been already warned. 😈
In the meantime I will hope for the best and I'm going to try test how these guys, the current judges of this 39th edition, exert their judgment to evaluate and qualify my entertaining entry on a Thanksgiving Day. ¿Who knows? Perhaps they have been slowly curing themselves of their lack of sense of humor through the touch of their female colleagues within the contest. And they must have been infected with something good from the girls. ¿Right?
And if it is not so, and they fail to grant me at least one of the prizes again. I'll let you all know with a great song and massive call out to the immense crowd to accompany me singing in chorus all at once to let the world also knows....
Eeeeeeeooo, eeeó, e-e-e-e-e-eó, eó, eeó, eeo eoo, éeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeó!....
¡ALRIGHT!
Ok, for this round I would like to nominate a couple of new friends. Let's nominate to @skramatters and @drakernoise to allow them to show us how well comedy is also a given gift to them too. ;)
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