Stupid Questions 126

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American singer and songwriter Beth Hart, The “Flaming Amazon”, “Flooding The Cave” and “The Flying Camel” are not mentioned much in this edition of the series . . . nothing more here than more stupid questions. Here is a new bunch, guys and gals:

Woman-Period.jpgCarrie T. supplied this one: “Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”

Stupid Sex Question: “Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while you’re pregnant?”

Priscilla-Presley-Feet-286854.jpgDid you know that Elvis Presley admitted to having a thing for a lady’s feet?

What part of the word “illegal” do some of you guys STILL not understand? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

182bt849n3myejpg.jpgIs McDonald’s a spiritual place?
(Depends on your denomination)

If the plural of “child” is “children” then shouldn’t Julia Childs be Julia Children?

What do people with foot fetishes think about their own feet?

Why is it that people can allegedly use a smartphone but are not smart enough to know how to use their credit cards at retail outlets?

Is mayonnaise a gender?
(No, but some white folks think it should be.)

Is it legal to name a child “McNugget”?
(It might be but you probably shouldn’t . . . even have children, that is.)

Would you even care if I failed to include a couple of lesbians here somewhere?

What sound does a limping turkey make?
(“Wobble! Wobble!)

mh-pimple-test-1543600371.pngAnother Stupid Sex Question: “Why are there bumps on my b@lls?”

Did you know that Andy Warhol also had a thing for a woman’s feet?

fa49bd5f175133539501f53566c3c358.pngAre you tired of these stupid questions yet? (Apparently not since you won’t let it die.)

“What Am I Gonna Do With You?” (How drunk am I?)

“Why Did God Make You?” (Ask Him)

“What Am I Doing Hangin’ ‘Round?” (Probably hopin’ to get a little)

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