The late actor River Phoenix, beef curtains, and "eating snacks that drop into your crotch while you’re home alone because no one’s there to see" aren’t mentioned much in this edition of the series . . . nothing more here than stupid questions. Here is a new bunch, guys and dolls:
Are there still kids who think “45” is only a label that the losers of the 2016 election use for the President of the United States? (Does anyone remember a 45 is actually a two-sided vinyl single?)
Thanks to Michael H. for this one: Did you know if you boiled a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock? Isn’t that humerus?
Logically speaking, if you don’t take any sh*t from anyone how can anyone expect you to give one (let alone two)?
Do the computer geeks not understand that a lot of women don’t need the old age Face app, they have mirrors?
What part of the word “illegal” do some of you guys STILL not get? (In Espanol: Que parte “ilegal” no lo entiendes?)
Do gay guys really use the term “mangina”?
Would you care if I failed to include pictures of lesbians here?
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes nor nuts?
Do you know any women who sniff their bras after a long, hard day of work?
Have you ever been in weather so hot that when you farted you couldn’t tell if you actually sh@t yourself or just blew a lot of sweat off your sphincter?
Are you tired of these stupid questions yet?
(All images/videos are courtesy of original owners)
“Doesn’t Anybody Stay Together Anymore?” (Wish I had a joke about being trapped here in CA right now.)
“Why Can’t They Comprehend?” (No joke. Just sharing a good new question song.)
“Why Does Love Got To Be So Sad?” (Because you aren’t dating me, ladies.)