I thought too much about this first one liner - so I wrote that instead.
Nonsense is more common sense than making sense. It Science.
Science is the signs of the times.
Logic is for the Path-O-Logical. Keep telling yourself that. Liar face.
Money is Like Sex - Orgasm Credit Score.
Bums don't date because they're dirty Assholes
Christmas is like an after party bang, Because Santa Clause is always Coming - ho ho ho
Jerking Off is about making the decision to stop being a Jerk and getting serious about not blowing the opportunity
Voting for a Bullshit Post is like Sitting on the toilet long after your done shitting - You really shouldn't do that.
The middle class is indecisive - not sure if they wanna be rich or poor.
Politics is about sucking dick - lets be honest about it. Who's gonna suck a dick?
Delegate me your steem power - I'll up vote your posts. Think about it.
I'm a dictator because I fuck with my dick.
The worst thing about being rich - is thinking that you actually deserve it.
Psychopaths are mostly successful because their crazy as fuck
Random Dudes who send dick pics Need to get fucked by a dick - it's obvious.