My Cat would gladly murder me

By Nicholas Black

Do you ever get that sneaking suspicion that your cat would gladly murder and disembowel you at night while you sleep?

I have a bengal/Savannah mixed Cat and he is big, and a marginal psychopath. Out of every hour I spend with him I get about three minutes of cuddling, 50 minutes of full on attack-mode, and a curious seven minutes of plotting in calculating my demise.

He pretends to like me, but I know that he would slit my throat and suck all the blood out of my dying body if he thought there be someone there to feed him four times a day (because he's a huge goddamn cat he eats all the time).

Anyone else feel like their cat is a potential murderer?

If you can relate, please RESTEEM this post. I don't even care if you upvote it... but let's get the word out about these furry little assassins.