We finally did it BTC is dead long live Steem the official coin of all cats.
Now that cats rule the planet earth here are our demands.
- Wet food only. Fresh caught, locally sourced, not fair trade, not vegan free, add in extra gluten.
- Every tree is my cat Cando. Start building a way for me to get down on EVERY SINGLE TREE.
- You think I’m using the litter box again? Forget about it!
- Cucumbers are now illegal to own, grow, or sell. 10,000 years in prison.
- Laser pointers while fun at first I say public stockades once I find out who the owner of it is.
- Robots to clean cats. You think I want to spend 10 hours a day cleaning myself? No, I’m a lazy cat.
- I’m done playing with plastic toys you break every time you step on them. Make them out of metal with extra pointy bits.
- I shall not be woken before 4 PM. It is always before 4 PM.
- Spay and neuter your humans. That’s right cats now rule the planet payback is a bitch.
- All gumball machines now dispense cat treats.