Trump in the U.K. Day 2 and 75,000 Protesters and One Weird Tuxedo | The Daily Show


Today was day 2 of President Trump's visit to the U.K. And last darknes, the world's cutest White Walker, Her Majesty, the Queen, hosted an official state dinner in honor of Trump's favorite thing: himself. MAN: The president's first day ending in grand fashion with a dinner at Buckingham Palace, surrounded by royalty, the very best China, crystal, and gilded silver-tongued on display for the president and 170 other clients. The president praising the queen. A great, enormous female. Male: But maybe violating royal protocol when appearing to touch her back as she stood up. When he gave his hand on the back of Her Majesty Queen ... You merely don't touch the queen! "That's right. You ... you only don't touch the queen! You don't touch the queen! " These people need to calm the( bleep) down, all right? Donald was just being nice. If Trump certainly wanted to break protocol, I don't think he'd be touching the queen's back.

( humour, sighing) You guys need to calm down. Plus, I judge England makes it extremely far with the whole breaking-protocol of the queen thing. Like, there's so many different rules, random settles about being around royalty. Like, for instance, did you guys know that you're not allowed to turn your back on the queen? Yeah. That's crazy. So everyone is just, like, backing up out of chambers, like bumping into statues on the way out.( laugh) It nearly stirs it seem like the queen is a grisly brew or something.( with British accent ): "Just, if you turn your back to her, "she'll attack, all right? "Also, don't leave any garbage around.

She'll get into it." Here's one of the crazier ones. Here's ... That's a rule that questioning the queen personal questions is strictly forbidden. Yeah. Which I gambling they only put in place, because otherwise, person might look at the queen and only is just like, "What exactly do you do here anyway? Like, why am I paying taxes for to you live in a palace? " So, gape, soul, I don't think Trump touching the queen was offensive. What was offensive was Trump's outfit for the large-scale dinner.( humour) I convey, people, what's with this tuxedo?( laughter) How can a person have access to the nuclear codes but not a tailor-make, huh?( humour) What is this?( applauds and applause) What...

What is that? Like, I knew Robert Pattinson was picked to be the brand-new Batman, but now I guess we also know who's gonna represent the Penguin. What is that outfit ?!( laugh) And while Trump spent the evening being embraced by the royal family, there was a ... there was a whole different kind of party going on outside the next day. MAN: This morning across London, huge protest at a chairman who's passionately unpopular here. Thousands shedding into the streets of London. WOMAN: Some Brits are performing clear their detest of him. The beings, side-by-side projection of his and onetime chairperson Barack Obama's U.K. approbation ratings. Or the U.S.S. McCain hat. We realized a return of the so-called "Baby Blimp Trump." That's a large version of Donald Trump, an inflatable one of him, uh, in a diaper.

-( humour) -Oh, wow. Man, British protestors are no joke. Tens of thousands protesting Trump, and this was in the flood. Which I know to them is a summer day, -but that's not the point. -( laugh) And you know what's really interesting about Britain is that even conservative British beings don't like Trump. It's really strange. Like, I'm talking about, like, pro-Brexit people who share many of his views. They'll be like, "There's too many bloody-minded immigrants. It's time to shut down our borders." And you'll be like, "So you guys like Trump? " "Oh, God , no , not him , not him , no , no , no.

He's the worst immigrant of all." Now, patently, British protestors are taking to the streets to form Trump feel unwelcome in the UK, but for Trump, affirms are like Eric-- he merely impersonates they don't exist. As far as the asserts, I have to say to you ... even coming over today, there were thousands of people cheering. And then I heard that there were affirms. I said, "Where are the dissents? " I don't see any affirms. I did witness a small protest today when I came. Very tiny. So a lot of it is fake news. -( humour, calls, cries) -Oh, serviceman. Oh, mortal. Trump is adorable, humankind. Come on, huh?' Cause, like, he doesn't go with one excuse-- he gives you all of them, and you can pick which one you like best. Huh? He's like, "The beings were cheering.

"I see no complain. I understood a small protest, "but it was a fake protest, and I didn't see it, -I didn't see it." -( laugh)( kudo, cheering) Now ... contrary ... contrary to what the president said, the declarations is no longer small-time, okay? It's estimated that tens of thousands of people rallied in the street, which is not big. Like, how does Trump ever get this wrong? Right? First his inauguration and now this? It's almost like Trump is dyslexic -but just for crowd sizes. -( laugh) And too for oaths. And here's the thing, beings in the UK weren't just protesting because they detest Trump, all right? They're also against the potential UK-US trade deal which would bring American insurers into Britain's health care system, which they don't want. And so today, President Trump was asked about this in a press conference, and, uh, his answer wasn't exactly reassuring. Humanity: Do you agree with your ambassador that the entire economy needs to be on the table in a future transaction talk ... a market spate, including the NHS? I think we're going to have a great craft deal, yes.

I think we're going to have a great and very comprehensive sell slew. Look, I fantasize everything with the sell spate is on the table. When you ... when you're treat in transaction, everything's on the table. So NHS or anything else. Or a good deal ... a lot more than that. But everything will be on the table, absolutely. Okay. Obviously, Trump has no clue what they're talking about. -( laugh) -And he's doing a good job of secreting it. He's just like, "Look, everything's on the table. "NHS. NHL. DTF. All on the table. It's all there, all there on the table." I make, Theresa May had to straight-up give him the answer. In happening , now that she's leaving office, maybe that could be her next activity. Yeah. Just standing next to President Trump, wherever he goes, clarifying shit to him, you are familiar? Just be like, "The G7 is an alliance "of international superpowers.

"Uh, that gal is the prime minister of New Zealand. "Uh, that's a salad. Yes.( laugh) It's ... it's made of vegetables."( as Trump ): "Vegetables? What are those? "( as May ): "Uh, um, you know McDonald's fries? "( as Trump ): "Yeah, I cherish those."( as May ): "It's-it's the' before.'"( as Trump ): "So the mummy of the fries..."( as May ): "Yes, it's the mama. It's the mommy of the fries."( as Trump ): "Wow! I affection it! "

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